A:Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B:Yes I am,because I married the wrong woman.
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'Am I the first man you have ever loved?' John asked.
'Of course' Linda answered.'Why do men always ask the same question?'
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A man inserted an ad in the classifieds:'Wife wanted'
The next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:'You can have mine.'
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i liked the last one :D
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